by Mary Ann Christie
If you've a mind to get together and have a ball with
some fun folk....visit a testicle festival!!
You'll get a chance to taste and test some quality food
and maybe play cow-patty bingo, have a bull-chip flinging
contest or exhibit your hairy chest.
Clinton, Montana
(surely the name is a coincidence.
Ed.)
In Clinton, Montana (home to one of the most famous Testicle
Festivals) they feed over 2 1/2 tons of bull balls to over
15,000 visitors! This year's festival XVIII will be held
September 14-18, 2000 and you can find information here.
Or mail them for info at testyfesty@montana.com.
Bottlescrew Bill's Testicle Festival
- Calgary, Alberta, Canada
The year 2000 will be the seventh annual Bottlescrew
Bill's Testicle Festival. This event has swollen (as it
were) over the years into an internationally-recognized
happening. Well, not quite, but it's a lot of fun! We sell
T-shirts (this year's tagline: "I WENT NUTS!") and serve
the testicles (cooked) of castrated bull calves prepared
a number of different ways. For example, there is "Italian
Stallion-style" and "Mixed Nuts" and..., well you get the
picture. The festival begins in mid-June (end of the branding
season) and runs until the end of August, or when the cows
come home, whichever is earliest!
(excerpt from the Bottlescrew Bill's site)
Other Testicle Festivals
Byron, Ill. Annual Turkey Testicle
Festival
Fromberg Festival of Testicles (near Billings)
Mission Mountain Testicle Festival: First Saturday in June
at Branding Iron in Charlo (50 miles from Missoula).
Nut and Gut Feed, 90 miles from Havre Rock
Creek Lodge Testicle Festival, just east of Missoula, Montana
Ryegate Testicle Festival. Second Saturday in June in Ryegate
(60 miles from Billings).
Vinita, Oklahoma Calf Fry Festival - first Saturday after
Labor Day, featuring "prairie oysters" and fries.
York Bar's Go Nuts Testicle Festival. Third Friday in May.
In York, about 20 miles from Helena.
About Mary Ann Christie
A freelance author, webmistress and member of the netwits,
Mary Ann's testicle information has been featured on the
Playboy site. .For more of information about her testicles,
visit www.funlinked.com/testicle
